KEELED OVER IN PAIN

During the course of this painting, created live at an upscale fundraiser event at an oceanfront home, surrounded by guests and surf legends, and beautiful shiny happy people I began to feel some unusual pains in my lower left abdomen. They grew sharper as the night went on. Until after this piece was auctioned I could hardly stand up. A friend took me to the Emergency Room and after a bunch of scans and tests they turned up… nothing. Well some other minor things did turn up, but nothing to explain the searing pain. I was sent on my way and for the next two weeks the pain came and went. But yeah, it was weird. I thought for sure my innards were exploding and I’d be a goner. Guess it was only a dress rehearsal this time…